Best Team: PAUL BRIER’S with 643 score – average 107 each.
Best Male Score: COLIN LOWTHER with 161
Best Female Score: CATHY ALRED with 131
Best Child/Youth: TIM BRIER with 105
FUNNY
Laws of the natural universe
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. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch.
. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible
corner.
. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
. Variation Law: If you change lines or traffic lanes, the one you were in will
start tomove faster than the one you are in now.
. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
. Law of Lines: When you walk IN the supermarket, there's never anyone in the
queues for the tills.
. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases
when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work,
it will.
. Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to
the reach.
. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will
ask
you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they
will have adjacent lockers.
. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of piece of buttered toast landing
face down on a floor covering are directly proportional to the newness and cost
of the carpet/rug.
. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are
talking about.
~ DON'T Forget- book the dates now!!
Every Sunday afternoon we are playing 5 a side football, at the Barn,Leeds Road
Playing Fields.Let Dave or Joe Hildred know if you can play.Ideal to bring friends
to.This week we start at 3pm
This Saturday November 5th 9am Net Prayer Meeting @ 50 Longcroft.
November 12th 10am another mens belly busting breakfast at kels.
November 8th ,an new Alpha Course is starting .Why not invite a friend to come
on it.For more details contact Paul Brier or Colin Lowther.
Lets celebrate that Jesus is with us,
Dave